OMG, are you effin' kidding me?!

Hey! I ate a California Burrito at Santanas! Does that make me a Mexican-American Foreign Relations expert? I dated a Canadian chick in high school. Can I become part of the Foreign Relations Committee? Hey Sarah, I speak Spanish, I HAVE been to Mexico, and I have even bought something in Mexico! I guess I could be on a Commision on Foreign Trade.ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT OF INTERVIEW

Couric: You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?

Sarah Palin: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and, on our other side, the land-boundary that we have with Canada. It's funny that a comment like that was kinda made to … I don't know, you know … reporters.

Couric: Mocked?

Palin: Yeah, mocked, I guess that's the word, yeah.

Couric: Well, explain to me why that enhances your foreign-policy credentials.

Palin: Well, it certainly does, because our, our next-door neighbors are foreign countries, there in the state that I am the executive of. And there…

Great way to finish up a comment. "And there..."

"It's funny that a comment like that...uh.." what? "Caric...uh... I don't know? Reporters." DUH,caricaturized? Mocked? "I DON'T KNOW?" What do you frickin' know? "Reporters are the Devil's minions! Unless they are FOX news reporters, then they are angels from Heaven!"